The Late Scratch Hex of Drake London
Drake London · ATL · WR
“London is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins London's week
- London tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- London is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
79%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
London drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake London in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake London is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake London actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.