The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Drake London
Drake London · ATL · WR
“London gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins London's week
- London runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- A mysterious flag erases London's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
81%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take London's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake London in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake London is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake London actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.