The Hamstring Hex of Drake London
Drake London · ATL · WR
“The broadcast shows London on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins London's week
- London sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- London tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
89%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
London's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake London in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake London is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake London actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.