The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Drake London
Drake London · ATL · WR
“London scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins London's week
- London scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- London gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
88%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
London's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake London in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake London is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake London actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.