The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Drake London
Drake London · ATL · WR
“London runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins London's week
- The QB looks at London exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- London goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
88%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
London, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake London in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake London is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake London actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.