The Phantom Holding Hex of Drake London
Drake London · ATL · WR
“A mysterious flag erases London's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins London's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over London's stadium. Only over London.
- London's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
81%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
London, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake London in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake London is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake London actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.