The Snap Count Hex of Drake London
Drake London · ATL · WR
“London is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins London's week
- London gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- London drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
87%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
London, London, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake London in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake London is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake London actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.