The Late Scratch Hex of Drake London
Drake London · ATL · WR
“London goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins London's week
- London gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- London tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
81%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
London, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake London in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake London is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake London actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.