The Hamstring Hex of Drake London
Drake London · ATL · WR
“London gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins London's week
- London drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- The broadcast shows London on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
78%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single tear from a Browns fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
London, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Bijan Robinson
- Ja'Marr Chase
- Amon-Ra St. Brown
- Jaxon Smith-Njigba
- CeeDee Lamb
- Justin Jefferson
- A.J. Brown
- Nico Collins
- George Pickens
- Malik Nabers
- Chris Olave
- Rashee Rice
FAQ
How do I curse Drake London in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake London is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake London actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.