The Hamstring Hex of Drake London
Drake London · ATL · WR
“London does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins London's week
- London finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- London gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.
84%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A used challenge flag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
London, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- CeeDee Lamb
- Justin Jefferson
- A.J. Brown
- Nico Collins
- George Pickens
- Malik Nabers
- Chris Olave
- Rashee Rice
FAQ
How do I curse Drake London in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake London is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake London actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.