The Butter-Finger Hex of Drake London
Drake London · ATL · WR
“London is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins London's week
- London is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- London scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
82%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take London's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake London in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake London is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake London actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.