The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Drake London
Drake London · ATL · WR
“London scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins London's week
- London's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- London will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
81%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make London's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake London in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake London is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake London actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.