The Inch-Short Hex of Drake London
Drake London · ATL · WR
“London is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins London's week
- London gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- London's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
83%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
London's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake London in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake London is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake London actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.