The Kneel-Down Hex of Drake Maye
Drake Maye · NE · QB
“Garbage time arrives early for Maye: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Maye's week
- Maye gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
- Maye goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
90%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A used challenge flag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Maye, Maye, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Maye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Maye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Maye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.