The Checkdown Hex of Drake Maye
Drake Maye · NE · QB
“Maye's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Maye's week
- Maye goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Maye gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Carolina's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single Eagles jersey, ironically worn
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Maye, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Maye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Maye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Maye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.