The Sideline-Scold Hex of Drake Maye
Drake Maye · NE · QB
“Maye is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Maye's week
- Maye will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Maye goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
72%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Maye's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Maye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Maye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Maye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.