The Sideline-Scold Hex of Drake Maye
Drake Maye · NE · QB
“The play clock hits zero on Maye four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Maye's week
- A mysterious flag erases Maye's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Maye gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Carolina's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Maye's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Maye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Maye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Maye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.