The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Drake Maye
Drake Maye · NE · QB
“Maye slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Maye's week
- Maye gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Carolina's biggest rival.
- Maye will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
80%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Maye, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Maye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Maye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Maye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.