The Overthrow Hex of Drake Maye
Drake Maye · NE · QB
“The play clock hits zero on Maye four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Maye's week
- Maye is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Every deep ball Maye throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
80%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Maye's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Maye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Maye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Maye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.