The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Drake Maye
Drake Maye · NE · QB
“Maye will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Maye's week
- Maye is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Maye will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
85%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Eye of Bengals, tongue of ref,
Bring Patriots down to grief,
Maye scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Maye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Maye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Maye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.