The Sack Spiral Hex of Drake Maye
Drake Maye · NE · QB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Maye's stadium. Only over Maye.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Maye's week
- Maye finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- The broadcast shows Maye on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
73%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Maye's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Maye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Maye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Maye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.