The Hamstring Hex of Drake Maye
Drake Maye · NE · QB
“Maye sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Maye's week
- Maye's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- The broadcast shows Maye on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
86%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Maye, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Maye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Maye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Maye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.