The Checkdown Hex of Drake Maye
Drake Maye · NE · QB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Maye's stadium. Only over Maye.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Maye's week
- Maye will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- Maye's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
85%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Maye drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Maye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Maye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Maye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.