The Intentional Grounding Hex of Drake Maye
Drake Maye · NE · QB
“Maye gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Maye's week
- Maye slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
- Maye goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
83%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bengals locker room
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Maye's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Maye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Maye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Maye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.