The Sideline-Scold Hex of Drake Maye
Drake Maye · NE · QB
“Maye's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Maye's week
- Maye is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Maye slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
79%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Maye drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Maye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Maye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Maye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.