The Phantom Flag Hex of Drake Maye
Drake Maye · NE · QB
“Maye will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Maye's week
- Maye takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
- Maye will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
90%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Maye's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Maye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Maye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Maye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.