The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Drake Maye
Drake Maye · NE · QB
“Maye will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Maye's week
- A mysterious flag erases Maye's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Maye will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
72%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Jets fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Eye of Cowboys, tongue of ref,
Bring Patriots down to grief,
Maye scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Maye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Maye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Maye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.