The Sideline-Scold Hex of Drake Maye
Drake Maye · NE · QB
“Maye is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Maye's week
- Maye gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Maye finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
90%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Maye, Maye, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Maye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Maye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Maye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.