The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Dylan Drummond
Dylan Drummond · ATL · WR
“Drummond's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Drummond's week
- Drummond is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Drummond gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
91%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Drummond, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Drummond in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Drummond is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Drummond actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.