The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Dylan Drummond
Dylan Drummond · ATL · WR
“Drummond gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Eastern Michigan's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Drummond's week
- Drummond finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Drummond will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
88%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A used challenge flag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single Panthers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Drummond drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Drummond in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Drummond is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Drummond actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.