The Late Scratch Hex of Dylan Drummond
Dylan Drummond · ATL · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Drummond's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Drummond's week
- Drummond gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Drummond gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Eastern Michigan's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single tear from a Buccaneers fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Drummond's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Drummond in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Drummond is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Drummond actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.