The Dropped Pass Hex of Dylan Drummond
Dylan Drummond · ATL · WR
“Drummond's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Drummond's week
- Drummond gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Eastern Michigan's biggest rival.
- Drummond tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
84%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Drummond drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Drummond in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Drummond is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Drummond actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.