The Phantom Flag Hex of Dylan Drummond
Dylan Drummond · ATL · WR
“Drummond runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Drummond's week
- The broadcast shows Drummond on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Drummond is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
89%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Drummond's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Drummond in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Drummond is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Drummond actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.