The Phantom Flag Hex of Dylan Drummond
Dylan Drummond · ATL · WR
“Drummond finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Drummond's week
- Drummond gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Drummond is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
79%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Drummond drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Drummond in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Drummond is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Drummond actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.