The Hamstring Hex of Dylan Drummond
Dylan Drummond · ATL · WR
“Drummond gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Drummond's week
- Drummond goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Drummond gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Eastern Michigan's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Drummond's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Drummond in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Drummond is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Drummond actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.