The Mystery Tweak Hex of Dylan Drummond
Dylan Drummond · ATL · WR
“Drummond will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Drummond's week
- Drummond is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Drummond gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
74%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
- A single Raiders jersey, ironically worn
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Drummond, Drummond, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Drummond in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Drummond is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Drummond actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.