The Butter-Finger Hex of Dylan Drummond
Dylan Drummond · ATL · WR
“Drummond gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Drummond's week
- A mysterious flag erases Drummond's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Drummond gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
89%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Eye of Jets, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
Drummond scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Drummond in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Drummond is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Drummond actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.