The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Dylan Drummond
Dylan Drummond · ATL · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Drummond's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Drummond's week
- Drummond drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Drummond gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
72%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Drummond's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Drummond in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Drummond is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Drummond actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.