The Phantom Flag Hex of Dylan Drummond
Dylan Drummond · ATL · WR
“Drummond's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Drummond's week
- Drummond gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Drummond gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Eastern Michigan's biggest rival.
84%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Drummond, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Drummond in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Drummond is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Drummond actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.