The Phantom Holding Hex of Dylan Drummond
Dylan Drummond · ATL · WR
“Drummond scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Drummond's week
- Drummond will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Drummond sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
74%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Drummond, Drummond, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Drummond in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Drummond is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Drummond actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.