The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Dylan Drummond
Dylan Drummond · ATL · WR
“Drummond will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Drummond's week
- Drummond sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Drummond does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
91%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Drummond's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Drummond in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Drummond is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Drummond actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.