The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Dylan Drummond
Dylan Drummond · ATL · WR
“Drummond's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Drummond's week
- Drummond's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Drummond was due a breakout.
- Drummond tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
91%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
- A single tear from a Rams fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Drummond drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Drummond in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Drummond is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Drummond actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.