The Butter-Finger Hex of Dylan Drummond
Dylan Drummond · ATL · WR
“Drummond gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Drummond's week
- Drummond gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Drummond is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
77%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Drummond's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Drummond in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Drummond is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Drummond actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.