The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Dylan Drummond
Dylan Drummond · ATL · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Drummond's stadium. Only over Drummond.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Drummond's week
- Drummond scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Drummond gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Eastern Michigan's biggest rival.
87%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Drummond drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Drummond in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Drummond is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Drummond actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.