The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Dylan Drummond
Dylan Drummond · ATL · WR
“The QB looks at Drummond exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Drummond's week
- Drummond goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Drummond does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
89%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Drummond's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Drummond in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Drummond is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Drummond actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.