The Inch-Short Hex of Dylan Drummond
Dylan Drummond · ATL · WR
“Drummond scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Drummond's week
- Drummond tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Drummond sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
85%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Drummond drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Drummond in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Drummond is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Drummond actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.