The Butter-Finger Hex of Dylan Drummond
Dylan Drummond · ATL · WR
“Ref: "Number Drummond, that's a flag." Drummond: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Drummond's week
- Drummond tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Drummond is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
85%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bengals locker room
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Drummond drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Drummond in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Drummond is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Drummond actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.