The Inch-Short Hex of Dylan Drummond
Dylan Drummond · ATL · WR
“Drummond's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Drummond was due a breakout.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Drummond's week
- Drummond gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Eastern Michigan's biggest rival.
- Drummond is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
82%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jaguars locker room
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Drummond's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Drummond in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Drummond is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Drummond actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.