The Inch-Short Hex of Dylan Drummond
Dylan Drummond · ATL · WR
“Drummond runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Drummond's week
- Drummond is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Drummond gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
85%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Ravens fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Drummond, Drummond, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Drummond in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Drummond is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Drummond actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.