The Snap Count Hex of Dylan Drummond
Dylan Drummond · ATL · WR
“Drummond gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Eastern Michigan's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Drummond's week
- Drummond's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Drummond will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
86%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Drummond, Drummond, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Drummond in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Drummond is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Drummond actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.